Thursday, July 26, 2007

Baby Boom Hits Military

Well here's the most obvious story I've ever read:

Army Spc. John Luckey and his wife, Kerry, already had five children and no plans for more when he came home from a year's duty in Iraq. But there was romance in the California air when the entire family went on a vacation to see the giant redwoods.

Army Spc. Andreina Marie Patterson, 22, holds her newborn son, Immanuel.

Nine months later, Kerry Luckey gave birth to a daughter, EmLee Rae.

Lt. Trena Buggs, a labor and delivery nurse at Blanchfield, got pregnant herself not long after her husband, a Special Forces soldier, returned from Iraq in early 2006, and she gave birth in May. She knew what to expect when the 101st Airborne came back between August and December of last year.

"We knew that any time the soldiers are deployed, we knew the one thing they liked to do best when they come home is get a little bit of loving," she said.

You mean to tell me that after a year or more in the desert being around ugly, bearded men and covered up women that a man when he comes home isn't going to want to bang the hell out of his wife/girlfriend? You mean to tell me that after a year of "Sausage-fest 2007" the guys aren't going to want a warm meal, a warm shower and a warm woman? Say it isn't so!

Pretty soon you'll start having stories on CNN on how when men return from war that they start having a better appreciation of life and become better fathers and productive members of society. Idiots.

Travis
travis@rightwinglunatic.com

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