Thursday, June 14, 2007

Father's Day

My God people, how about you show Dad a little more love then this please? The guy gets up every morning earlier then you do to earn a living to make sure you have a roof over your head and food in your belly. Don't give him a tie, or cologne, or something stupid like that. Take him to a topless bar. Take him to the Bunny Ranch. Give him cash. Give him a gift certificate at his favorite store. I'm not talking about a cheap $25 gift certificate at Best Buy, I'm talking like a couple hundred bucks. Take a side job, earn the cash, and show Dad that you're not just another leech to feed off of him, you ungrateful bastards. :)

I went to my Grandpa's house and gave him a couple hundred bucks and a nice card that I thought represented my feelings towards the man. You all know the story of my father, so I won't go into it again. I'm just saying, take care of the guy who took care of you.

Travis
travis@rightwinglunatic.com

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