Monday, July 09, 2007

Sweet, Sweet Irony

Divide and Conquer? Nah, just two idiots having a pissing match.

The leader of an al-Qaida umbrella group in Iraq has threatened to wage war against Iran unless it stops supporting Shiites in Iraq within two months.

Far be it from us to get in the way of this one folks. Hell, I'd be happy just to have a ring side seat. Let's hear Ahmadinejad spin this one into how the Jewish folks are the ones who're responsible for the Shiites support, not Iran.

"We are giving the Persians, and especially the rulers of Iran, a two-month period to end all kinds of support for the Iraqi Shiite government and to stop direct and indirect intervention.

"Otherwise a severe war is waiting for you," he said in a 50-minute audiotape released on Sunday.


Go for it al-Baghdadi, the Iranians are helping out the Shiites, we're all aware, you included. Now let's see if you're man enough to come through with your threats. I'm sure that the American troops would be happy to sit back while you two kill one another and we just play cleanup and protect innocent civilians.

But you are a proud Arab man right? You wouldn't be just blowing smoke up everyones ass would ya? Well the clock is ticking, you have until September 9th to make good on your threats.

Travis
travis@rightwinglunatic.com

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