Do you know if you wear your underwear twice before you wash them again you can prevent invasion of Iran and at the same time reduce carbon emission, which is the main cause of global warming?
Which country produces most carbon?
The USA emits the most: 5,800 million tonnes every year.
What is laundry detergent made of?
The main ingredient in most laundry detergent is called surfactants, and petroleum is the main source for manufacturing surfactants.
Where is petroleum produced?
Iran is one of the most petroleum-producing county in the world.
How often people of the world change their underwear?
Americans are obsessed with wearing clean underwear and they usually put on clean underwear almost every day. On the average they wear their underwear 1.18 times before they wash them. That’s as close to once a day any nation has ever come to. On the other hand people in Zimbabwe, Africa, either can’t afford to wear underwear or have no way of washing them if they ever wear them. On the average they wear their underwear 168.05 times before they wash them. That’s like they wash their underwear once or twice a year. Iranians wear a different type on underwear called tonboon, which is more like a loose swimming suit without anything under it. I don’t know about women’s tonboon, but in men’s tonboon the goods just hang in there loose. They are very Javadi, with a thick elastic bungee cord that usually carves a groove around the waistline. Iranians are very globally conscious, so they don’t use their petroleum that much to make detergents, instead they only wash their tonboon when they swim in the Caspian Sea, but a lot of them just drown in the sea because they don’t know how to swim, but never the less they insist on becoming martyrs in their struggle to clean their underwear and save the planet.
What about invasion of Iran?
By reducing the need for petroleum to manufacture laundry detergent, the USA dependency on foreign oil can be reduced enough where an invasion of a sovereign country to capture its oil fields would not be necessary.
How can I help?
Stop washing your underwear. Imagine, for the price of a cup of coffee, you can help a child, but I am not even asking for a cup of coffee. All I’m asking is for you not to wash your underwear.
Thank you.
Mine? This one has not been changed for nine days now.
You just can't make stuff up like this folks. :)
Travis
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