Politicians and Porn

Why is it every time I see a politician in trouble when it comes to scandals, they seem to be the ones who are on ironic commitees that are trying to rid the world of the evils that they are themselves are into?

Example, I love porn. There, I said it. I love LOTS of porn. I like women. ADULT women. I'm not into boys, men, little girls, goats, cats, or anything other then adult women. I don't mind being hooked up to a lie detector and asked my sexual preferences. My wife is a wonderful lover. We've been together for almost 10 years now. Good God I'm getting old. :) But that's another story. Why is it that politicians feel that they can't come out and say "I like beautiful women with a great little ass". They always seem to be saying some bullshit line like "I love my wife and I'll get through " Especially when you know that once he gets home, his wife lets him have it with both barrels.

There isn't a woman alive that would simply say nothing when her husband is caught cheating with another woman/man/goat, etc. Which is mainly why I don't really care for Hillary Clinton. I expect an intelligent woman (I say intelligent because she's a lawyer and that takes dedication and intelligence regardless of what you think of lawyers.) to go in front of a press conference and say "This is bullshit. I didn't know my husband was getting blown from the chubby chick down the hallway. I'm gonna cut his prick off tonight and put it on the mantle". She didn't. She just sat there and said nothing. I imagine if she wanted to say something that it must have been agonizing for her to just sit there and take it for the whole world to see. Even mafia members know that you can screw around, but you NEVER let your wife get humiliated because of it. It's just a bad idea all around.

I think I'd be more inclined to vote for a guy who came out and said "I like to go to the strip clubs once in a while for a drink and see naked girls with my friends" then someone who gives me a bullshit line like "I tried Marijuana, but I didn't inhale". At least the first guy admits something we all know; He's a guy with real thoughts and vices. My vices? I swear a lot. I love women. I like porn and strippers. I like to gamble in Vegas from time to time. Maybe someday when I run for office, I'll use those as my campaign slogan. "Vote for me; I like strippers"

Travis