Occassionally, I get the rantings of a reader that just speaks volumes about the kind of nut jobs that frequent my site from time to time, that just stand out. The kind that make you go "wow, that guy's my #1 fan!". Christian is one such reader:
Hey, guy, seriously...Shut the Fuck Up! You fucking moron. What, do you speak on behalf of the U.S. government (I know, I know)? Since when does the U.S. have the right to just barge into Pakistan without permission? Oh yeah, one more thing, FUCK AMERICA! You're walking on Indian land faggot, couch quarterback, cultureless, pilgrim asswipe! There's another war comin' here in the states (actually it's been going on for 500 plus years) so I wouldn't be so worried about what happens all the way in faraway Pakistan. I expect you to be offended and I expect you to get angry and offer me some little high school teacher excuse for all the crimes that were committed by America the ugly so I'll ask you to save it. The movement in general is growing daily and it seems as if all of our fallen warriors of the past are reviving in our youth of today! The ten thousand unarmed warriors of Tenochtitlan, the thousands of Cholula, of Cajamarca, the hundreds of Wounded Knee, of Sand Creek that were killed are reborn in our youth. The Eagle and the Condor are coming together and we will regain our lands from the white colonial rulers and elite. Oh, by the way, we don't need your religions either. We have our own religions that make a heck of a lot more sense than your superstitious religions. Ours were based on science and observation of the universe as well as philosophy; yours are based on blind faith. And so, the mental and physical colonialism will stop. Bye Bye anchor baby.
Hooray for me! I'm making friends! I can totally see myself going to the movies with this guy and talking about girls and hitting the strip clubs.
Christian, I love you buddy!
Travis
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