Man, the liberals out there just can't stand it if someone else has a differing opinion then the one they all collectively share like the Borg or something. Take a gander at this:
"I swear it is my great hope tha McCain wins the election"
Your great hope? Really? If so, you need to get out of the house more...so you can find some nice highway traffic to play in, you wretched pathetic pallid pale weak watery shitass excuse for an American.
Second time in 48 hours I've seen this exact sentiment posted ON DEMOCRATIC UNDERGROUND. And no, it wasn't posted by the same person. Maybe it is only troll shit, but I don't care.
I don't give one wet slippery shit who you support for the nomination.
I don't care if you vote in the general come November, either. If you're so catastrophically fucked in the head that you don't know the difference between the Devil and the deep blue sea come November, well...you represent 0.0000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000002% of the left-leaning electorate, so we can pretty much survive your masturbatory self-righteous abstinence...just so long as you say thanks once things start getting better, which they will, NO MATTER which of our kids wins the balloon party this summer.
I don't care.
But. I. Swear. To. God.
If I see another poster in this godforsaken testical-kick of a forum say they hope the GOP wins the White House in November, I will personally burn your fucking house down, drive your car into the nearest available bridge strut, ruin your credit, deflower your chicadee, manhandle your couch cushions after eating lye with my bare hands, and make you watch while I sit down in the charred wasteland of your former livingroom and punch myself in the face over and over and over and over and over again, until the chicadee throws in the towel or until you pee your pants and promise never to do it again.
Oh, and FUCK YOURSELF to boot. Yes, you. You're thinking about daring me on this. Don't. I know where you live.
The Supreme Court matters, assbag. Choice matters. Lather rinse repeat.
Gonna be a lot of smoke and sore-ass birds if this stupid idiotic self-destructive garbage comes up again on my watch.
Jesus.
Yeah.
I had to fucking say that.
So let's see, ranting, swearing, threats against people that don't share their opinion, riling up the mindless sheep, questioning patriotism, I think he's got it all here. Sounds an awful like Mrs. Wakely when she wasn't getting her way and was losing argument after argument.
You see liberals tend to get very frustrated, very quickly, if their bullet points are shot down in flames or someone doesn't share their same sheep mentality.
Of course, when they go off the deep end like this, I like to shine a spotlight on them for the world to see what idiots they can become.
Travis
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