I've tried to avoid talking about the whole Anna Nicole Smith thing as much as possible, but this one is just too funny to pass up. So OJ Simpson is claiming he has "slow moving sperm" and could be the father of her baby. There's a term that fits OJ perfectly, it's called "attention whore". He can't seem to be out of the spotlight for too long otherwise he goes crazy.
The funny thing is that I had a "slow moving sperm" situation in my life years ago as well. I was dating a woman and it just didn't work out. She came to me 6 months later and said she was pregnant with my baby. I asked her how far along she was and she said 2 weeks. She didn't seem to grasp the concept that you need to have sex within a VERY short time frame for it to have been mine. When reminded her we hadn't had sex in 6 months, she didn't seem to get it. After a while she decided to never contact me again and I found out later she was never pregnant to begin with. Ahh crazy women, life wouldn't be fun without you. :)
Travis
travis@rightwinglunatic.com
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