Monday, November 13, 2006

If You Rob A Man With An NRA Hat - You Deserve This

Ok, so you're a criminal. Fair enough, we all have to make a living. Your profession just makes you scum, that's all. So if you go to rob someone, first off, bring out a real gun, not some piss ant .25. My wife has a bigger gun then that. Secondly, when you are planning on robbing a guy, make sure his nickname isn't "lumpy" and that he's not wearing an NRA hat. That means he's probably armed. I don't wear an NRA hat, but I am armed. I don't like to advertise. It's much more fun to see a criminal shit their pants when you pull a gun of your own.

This particular criminal got off light. "Lumpy" decided to have a standoff for a short while. If I pull my gun on you, I'm pulling the trigger until the gun goes from "boom" to "click".

Travis
travis@rightwinglunatic.com

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