Friday, September 19, 2008

Thank You, Mr. Biden

So I’m watching the O’Reilly Factor the other day, as I do every day and the news clip of Joe Biden was playing where he alluded to the fact that it is our patriotic duty to pay higher taxes. In other words, by contributing to income re-distribution we will become patriots? Hmmm? I thought that was Communism? Damn, for my entire life I was lied to and was told that Communism was bad. I feel truly enlightened now that the Democrats have finally shed light on all the misinformation I was fed over the years. Wow, you mean the whole twenty five years I was in the Navy, that my shipmates and I sailed dangerously close to communist Russia in order to rid the world of oppressive communism for nothing? You mean my Commanders were lying to me when I was trained to defend our country from the Communist Soviet Union, North Korea, Cuba, and China? Whew, I feel so much better now that the Democratic vice Presidential candidate is the smartest politician in the United States. Those damn Republicans had it wrong all these years I guess. And here I was a believer.

I don’t consider myself a political or economic scholar but, I do know that I came from less than modest means and after many years of hard work and dedication to the service of my country, I became successful. I understand that for some, success is hard and an arduous task. And that for others, misfortune can happen beyond individual control. However, with every opportunity the United States government, civic organizations, charities, foundations, religious organizations and community volunteers make available, there is no reason for anyone to be in need of a percentage of every individual Americans paycheck. If you think that Americans are going to sit by and let some left-wing Washington ass kisser take their hard earned money in order to appease the progressive factions of their party, then Joe Biden is not the smartest Politian in America, he’s the dumbest. If the citizens of the United States let this monstrosity happen by electing two of the hardest lefties in the nation’s history as President and vice President, then we got what we deserved. Not only am I clinging to my guns and religion, but my hard earned cash too Joe.

Navy Chief

United Stated Navy. Retired.

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