Big Dick Waving In Iran

Iran has been displaying its military power at a ceremony to mark the country's annual army day.

Speaking at the parade, President Mahmoud Ahmadinejad said Iran was the most powerful nation in the world.

The country's strength was such that no major power would dare to challenge its security, he said.

Official media claimed the ceremony included the largest ever show of aerial strength, with a fly past by almost 200 aircraft.

Wow, 200 aircraft eh? That's, what, like two United States Navy aircraft carriers? What a coincidence! That's how many we have just off of your coast! And that's not even including support ships.

Plus, your "aircraft" are years old with horribly outdated technology and pilots who aren't as well trained as ours.

Here's a piece of advice that you can use at anytime you'd like:

Don't go getting into a big dick waving contest if you're not packing enough meat to star in a low budget porn. It makes you look like an idiot and will serve as a reference point for when someone decides to make a move on you.

Travis

travis@rightwinglunatic.com