Monday, April 28, 2008

Alicia Keys: 'Gangsta Rap' Created to Convince Black People to Kill Each Other

There's another side to Alicia Keys: conspiracy theorist.

The Grammy-winning singer-songwriter tells Blender magazine: "'Gangsta rap' was a ploy to convince black people to kill each other. 'Gangsta rap' didn't exist."

Keys, 27, said she's read several Black Panther autobiographies and wears a gold AK-47 pendant around her neck "to symbolize strength, power and killing 'em dead," according to an interview in the magazine's May issue, on newsstands Tuesday.

Another of her theories: The bicoastal feud between slain rappers Tupac Shakur and Notorious B.I.G. was fueled "by the government and the media, to stop another great black leader from existing."

Damn, she's got us.  Ok white people, it's time we came clean with the black community.

Here's a list of everything that's all "white people's" fault:

Gansta' rap. - that was a given

Crack cocaine

Guns

$500 cars with $10,000 stereos

Meteors

Ignorance

AIDS

The common cold

Snow

Jobs

Nintendo

and

Xbox

 

These are all the things and more that we as white people have invented to sucker the black community into getting into so they'd kill one another.

God, sometimes I wonder if people think before they speak.

 

 

Travis

travis@rightwinglunatic.com

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