Mrs. Wakely is back for another thrilling adventure! Do tell, was I spot on or what when I offered to help get her some psychological help?
Tell you what Travis - why don't you go ahead and contact the "Feds?"
I've already forgiving you and consider the matter closed.
Go on tough guy.
Oooh! She's trying to appeal to my masculinity! I simply must do as she commands!
I'm glad you forgave me, I'll sure sleep better, but, I really think the "Feds" should know all about Travis, THE "Right Wing Lunatic."
They already know about me Mrs. Wakely. I do check the log files from time to time and have found people from the NSA, Lockeed Martin, the FBI, and PARC. I'm quite sure they know who I am and what I represent.
Send THEM a screen shot of your weapon, which, if modern psychology is any indicator, is much bigger than your dick.
The weapon is approximately 3 feet long. If it's NOT bigger then my dick, then I should be in porn. But again, you're trying to work on the masculinity of me. Which, unfortunately for you, doesn't work. Plus, you're getting WAY off topic and are now trying personal attacks. Which unfortunately for you Mrs. Wakely, shows you've lost the debate.
What are you afraid of Travis? Down there in Knoxville?
I'm not in Knoxville, TN. either Mrs. Wakely. Even the most rudimentary research on me should tell you where I am. But I guess you can't be bothered with doing your homework, instead, you decide to throw out random cities in the hopes of hitting one. You're getting colder Mrs. Wakely.
That's an awful powerful weapon.
Well it is a civilian version of a military weapon. So, yes, it is.
You hunting with that?
Nope, I don't hunt. But that doesn't mean I don't respect hunter's rights.
You expecting an all-out assault by Al Queda?
Nope. Al-Qaeda is way too cowardly for that.
Seems a little... excessive to me, as if, oh, I don't know, you're compensating for something else.
Well what seems "excessive" to you, is perfectly fine by me. Just like I find your name calling to be childish and rude, but you don't seem to mind. I guess we'll have to agree to disagree on that point.
What are you so angry about Travis?
Have you even read what I wrote, or more importantly, read what YOU wrote? Don't throw stones Mrs. Wakely, your house looks like it's made of glass.
Not where you want to be in life?
Actually, I'm further ahead in life then I thought I would be when I was younger. I have a nice home, 3 cars, and provide extremely well for my family. I just got my motorcycle endorsement a few months ago and am now shopping for a new bike. What do you think of this one:
Although I was thinking I might buy one used as motorcycle's don't hold their value very well.
Looking to channel all that resentment and rage?
What do I have to be resentful for? Why do you believe that I'm filled with rage?
Hoping for an opportunity to "pull your weapon?"
I've only had to do it a few times and if you had an inkling of understanding, you'd know it's something that no one likes to do.
Is that the "weapon you pulled to help someone out, to protect someone?"
If I must, I will.
Awful big gun to just up and "pull out." What exactly did you "pull it out of?"
It's a figure of speech Mrs. Wakely. Here, I've gathered up the definition for you.
Seems like something you'd have to "go get" rather than "pull out."
Yes, you are correct.
Using hollow point bullets with that big, scary weapon of yours Travis?
No, hollow point bullets don't work well on a caliber of that size Mrs. Wakely. I'll give you a quick tutorial on bullets if you'd like. You see, these weapons fire a 5.56mm standard NATO round. They are designed to penetrate, but not go through, your intended target. You see, if your bullet goes through someone, it may not leave enough damage as it goes through to drop the person you are firing at. That means that the target could potentially keep coming at you or keep firing. That's something you don't want. Hollow point bullets are good at close quarter, or short distances, when you want to do as much damage as possible. Burglars, rapists, and other attackers are good targets for these types of bullets. The head of the round will "mushroom" and start to tear everything in it's path. Occasionally, the round will splinter and cause further damage in other areas. For me personally, if I were to need a nice weapon with great stopping power, you can't really beat the 1911 .45 pistol. It's been used as a standard military weapon for decades, although I am unsure if they still use it today. (I don't have time to look). The .45 round is a slower bullet, traveling at around 800-1000 feet per second, and does massive damage when it strikes it's intended target. If someone is hit by this round, generally they go down.
Doing some target practice with some pumpkins, fantasizing about how it would feel to actually shoot somebody with it?
Again, if you had a basic understanding about me or any gun enthusiast, you'd know that's not true.
I know you want to be that guy, that tough guy, that Marine patrolling the streets of Baghdad, or that CIA agent undercover in Pakistan, or even that Blackwater guy, protecting all those foreign dignitaries in Iraq.
Are you sure that you know me so well? You don't have my location, which I've said a ton of times, you've been wrong across the board about me in so many ways, I've lost count. But I thought liberals hated military folks, CIA agents, and especially Blackwater guys?? Are you telling me that you like, or *gasp*, love these guys? Are you a different kind of liberal, Mrs. Wakely?
Why don't you work for them Travis? Seems perfect for you.
Never occurred to me to join the CIA or Blackwater. Thanks for the career advice!
What's that? THEY wouldn't take you either? Why not? Got a little history going there Travis, maybe some things you're not so proud of, maybe some things you don't want to talk about on your blog, just between you and me (nobody else is reading this).
Well....ok, you got me. Once, I was at this party when I was 17, and I got REALLY drunk and fucked a fat girl. I'm not proud of it, I'M NOT PROUD OF IT! But since it's between you and me, I think I can tell you everything. I once peed on a sex offender's home late at night. I've jaywalked. I've gone 70 in a 55mph zone. I once paid a woman at a bar $20 to press my face into her bare titties in front of her date. Her date was acting like a prick, so she started talking to me, so I decided to be an asshole and offer her the money. She was fat and not pretty to look at, but I thought she deserved better then the treatment she was getting, so I did it. I once told my friend Daehoon, who had just recovered from cancer surgery, that I'd fuck the hole in his neck. I then told him he was being a crybaby about cancer and told him to "walk it off".
Now, Mrs. Wakely, how many of the above things are true? Could be some of them, could be none of them, could be all of them. But since it's just you and me here, I'll leave it up to your imagination. So, you tell me some things that you're not proud of. It's just us, so you can spill the beans, so to speak.
Why don't you join law enforcement? Surely THEY would take you, good Samaritan and tough as nails hard-ass that you are.
Never thought of a career in law enforcement. Although years ago I did help their IT guy rid their network of the Kak virus. He was an inexperienced IT guy and was in over his head, so I thought I'd help out.
What? Couldn't get on your local goober police force either?
Well I never thought of a career there, so how could I not get in if I didn't apply?
Jeez, Travis - no military cred., no law enforcement cred., just a little man, with a little dick, and a big mouth, and a big, scary weapon.
Ahh, to appeal to my bravado again. I'm telling you Mrs. Wakely, it doesn't work. You can continue down this path, but you're only going to get yourself worked up into a frenzy over it. That causes undue stress on the body and causes health issues up to and including stomach ulcers. Please Mrs. Wakely, stay healthy. I've grown fond of you.
You sure scare me Travis.
Oh I'm the least scary man on the planet. I'm kind of like Woody Allen, without all the creepy sexual habits.
I'll be waiting for the "Feds" to knock on my door. Go ahead, give 'em a call - let them into your sick little world
They are fully aware of who I am Mrs. Wakely. In fact, if you'd like, I can email you next time they visit my site.
in between shifts at the Jiffy Lube
Are you insulting the people who work at Jiffy Lube? That's downright rude Mrs. Wakely. Those people have families to support or are just starting out in life and have their first job.
where you let the whole world (or, as it appears, just me) know what TRAVIS THINKS.
Well you seem to really enjoy reading about what I think to such a degree that you feel the need to write in every few hours. Which, I must admit, gives me great pleasure when my inbox goes "ding" and the sender is "MrsWakely". I get a little smile on my face and buckle up for another wild ride!
You're such a bad, bad man.
Like, "bad" as in Michael Jackson's album, or "bad", like evil "bad", or "bad" like Dennis the menace "bad", or the worst kind, Republican "bad"?
I wouldn't DARE threaten such a tough guy, with so much standing in his community, and so many well thought out ideas about how to make the world a better place.
Ahh, now you're just buttering me up. I knew you were a sweetheart deep down inside, you just needed some coaxing to come out of your shell! Can I expect a Valentine's day gift from you Mrs. Wakely? I like Fry's gift cards and I'd really like a set of Tokico adjustable shocks for my project car. But those are a bit expensive at around $500. I'll just gladly take a nice card, with some nice words, and if you want to be racy, a nice, sexy picture of you. :) I love you too Mrs. Wakely.
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