Mrs. Wakely:
I don't know if you've deleted your comments from the section because you felt genuine remorse for them, or you were simply trying to hide them from everyone but me, but I'll think the former and still keep you in high regard.
Travis
http//forums.rightwinglunatic.com
Aw Travis, just havin' some fun. Lewisville, Pa is such a small town, nothin' much to do except be a right wing lunatic, with your guns and your bomb making plans. Threats? No, of course not. YOU seem like a threatening fellow, what with all the tough talk - "nuke Afghanistan with 24 hours notice!"
ReplyDeleteMe? I'm just hoping for a change, hoping Obama pulls it off, so we can all go back to reality, back to the "fact-based community" we all used to live in before your boy took over. No more crazy talk about invading and bombing and shooting, from neo-conservatives like you, who sit behind a keyboard, never having served, and talk, talk, talk, all day long, about the bogeymen coming to get their guns, and their fetuses and their free speech and their money and their... oh, all that stuff you're so afraid your government is after. I'm pretty sure the country is ready for a big change. McCain looks increasingly unhinged, ready to throw down at any minute. Romney (I know you think he's creepy) is just a scary Republican dude, saying anything he can to get elected. Ron Paul was fun, but, he's really not a serious candidate now, is he? Huckabee? He'll pull in a few more delegates from the thumpers, then he'll disappear, write another book, and regain 200 pounds.
Really, what you're looking at Travis, is the twilight of your shining hour. Travis Time! It's been fun, but, it's over Travis, Bush walks off to the scorn of the world and the trash heap of history, the ultimate, dumb, chickenhawk - representing all the other dumb chickenhawks out there. Like you Travis. You're looking at 8 years of Obama, then maybe 8 more years of his V.P.
Or, of course, you could be looking at the same amount of time from Hillary. Truly frightening, huh Travis? She'll make life just miserable for tough guys like you. She'll be your worst nightmare, won't she? I'd hope for Obama.
You see, the vast majority of Americans don't like "right wing lunatics" - no matter how it's intended. Either way, it's not funny. Right wing lunatics got us into a whole lot of trouble Travis, and Americans are sick of them. Really, the whole world is sick of them. You had your ultimate President, and what did he do? He blew it. Oh my God, did he blow it. We're about to go crashing into a recession, we're in massive debt because of this war, and his give-aways to the rich and corporations, we're putting out 25% of the world's green house gases, with 5% of the world's population, we're stuck in Iraq and Afghanistan, a million people or so have been killed, and why? To get the guy who was behind the attacks of 9/11? No. To carry out the neo-conservative wet dream: democracy at the point of a gun in the Middle East. Good idea. And working so well Travis. But, I know Bush isn't your hero, nor Cheney. I think that's probably because, even YOU can't subject yourself to the wrath of being behind those two fools.
Anyway, the age of Travis is quickly coming to a close. It's time for some payback. But, you've still got time Travis, you can catch a bus to D.C., and lobby for that Iran invasion you're hoping for, before it's too late. You can give your "nuke Afghanistan" idea another try. I mean, maybe we'll kill everyone in Afghanistan, and still not get Bin Laden, but then there's Pakistan, where we let him escape to. They've been really weak allies Travis, don't you think? No help at all really. Let's nuke 'em. So, pack enough for a few days, put on your kevlar vest, hop in your 4X4 with your glock oiled and fully loaded in case you run into any trouble, and head on up to talk to the big boys. Tell 'em: "I'm Travis - THE 'Right Wing Lunatic'!" I'm sure they've heard of you.
Well, it's either Lewisville, PA or Knoxville, TN. You tell me. And I notice you haven't posted my last comment. You're becoming increasingly unhinged, saying I don't want to help stop genocide in Darfur. Interesting leap of logic, you world class logic-leaper you!
ReplyDeleteAnd by the way, you might want to think twice before you contact the "Feds" about much of anything:
"Uh... hi. This is Travis Bickle... I, uh, want to report a threatening post on my blog."
"What is the name of your blog sir?"
"It's uh... called 'Right Wing Lunatic.' "
"Right Wing Lunatic?"
"Yeah - it's just, you know, kind of a joke. My friend, Dewey, thought it was pretty funny, cause, after 9/11, I said 'you know, Dewey, we should give Afghanistan 24 hours to turn over Bin Laden, and, if they don't? We should drop a bunch of nookular weapons on 'em'!" - and Dewey? He just about spit out his teeth! So, Dewey says, he says, "Hey Travis - you're a right wing lunatic!" and we got to laughin' so hard I fell backwards off the fence of the cow pen, and my assault rifle went off and put a hole in Dewey's kitchen window! The - "
"Excuse me, sir?"
"Uh, yup?"
"While you were talking, I went on your web site, and, it seems you have some rather extreme opinions here. We think it might be a good idea if you came in for a little chat. Can you give us a home address so we can send some agents over? Sir? Sir... he hung up. Hey Nelson?"
"Yes, Sir?"
"Do me a favor - get a couple guys to track down this guy - calls himself the "Right Wing Lunatic," runs some little piss ant blog site. He's either in Lewisville, PA, or Knoxville, TN - the site has really no traffic at all, but, let's check him out anyway. He's got some pretty crazy things to say... looks like a gun nut... let's see... never served - that's typical... makes claims to bomb making expertise, says he has 'a talent for explosives!' (laughter. inaudible.) Jesus Christ, where do these guys come from? ?robably still lives with his Mom."
I don't know Travis. I seem to have touched a wound...