Idiot Kids

A little life note kids, things you see on TV are fantasy, usually with no basis in reality.

For example: There's simply no reason why a cute woman would ever be with the guy from "King of Queens". Every woman I've spoken to says it's just not going to happen.

Also, you should take a look at the TV show "Mythbusters". In it, they do a special on Hollywood crime dramas and in one of them, they use techniques to see laser trip beams. None of those trip beam "viewers" worked.

But alas, these two morons never saw that episode.

Two teenagers tried to pull a "Charlie's Angels" routine in a burglary and theft Monday night at a local tattoo parlor, police said Wednesday.

"They used hairspray," Deputy Police Chief Steve Trahan said. "They tried to disable the alarm system using hairspray so they could see the alarm beam -- it tripped the alarm.

"They said they saw it on TV."

Arrested and charged as an adult was Brittany Blow, 18, of Clinton, according to Trahan. Also arrested on juvenile charges was a 17-year-old girl from Albion, whose name was not released because of her age.

Ok, so call me an asshole, but Brittany Blow sounds like a porn name. :)

Travis
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