Catching hypocrites is one thing I love to do on a nice sunny Monday morning. Usually, it's people preaching morality but having a mistress on the side (Jesse Jackson). But on Earth Day, all the environmentalist idiots come out in force and try to tell us how to live and work and vote.
Well Sheryl Crow has told us that one square of toilet paper should be all that we use per sitting. "except, of course, on those pesky occasions where two to three could be required".
I'd hate to be her boyfriend because you know damned good and well that even three squares of toilet paper isn't enough to finish up your business in a clean manner. But of course, the real issue is that Sheryl likes to preach about environmentalism and such, but her traveling circus requires 3 18 wheelers, 4 buses, and 6 cars.
How is that being "environmentalist" Sheryl? How is it that 13 vehicles are needed for you and your crew of roadies, make up artists and hangers on? Certainly they could all take a Greyhound bus or fly coach right? Certainly you could ship most of your equipment via UPS right? I'm just saying don't tell the public how we need to do one thing when you yourself won't do it.
Travis
travis@rightwinglunatic.com
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