Wednesday, December 27, 2006

Christmas Presents Keep Coming

Well it's been confirmed. We got an extremely high ranking Taliban leader in a recent airstrike. Now just 3 more on my list of "must haves" and I'll sleep a lot better at night. Bin Laden, Al-Zawahiri, and Omar. If there are any military personnel out there who's actively looking for these guys, here this. I will personally take you to the Bunny Ranch and get you laid or put your kids through college if you put a bullet through the heads of any of the above mentioned people. I'll drive a cab, get a paper route, I'll work like Santa's fucking elves to raise the cash to make that happen for you. I want them dead that badly. I'll put your grandkids through college too if you ship me Bin Laden's head to me in a box via UPS. I'll pay for shipping.

Travis
travis@rightwinglunatic.com

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