Sometimes headlines just write themselves. Mike Tyson, CONVICTED RAPIST, is set to be a prostitute in Heidi Fleiss' new men's brothel. Now, Mike loves the ladies I think we can all agree. But what do you want to bet that there'll be a woman who comes in and asks for Mike because she has a rape fantasy? Or better yet, what do you want to bet that a gay man will come in and ask for Mike? I play an online game and I have a gay friend on there and I'd gladly pitch in money if he wanted to get a hold of good old Mike. I don't think he'd go for it though. He's mainly into the Ralph Fiennes and Noah Wyle types. My wife says that both of those guys are cute, so I guess he's got good taste? But what do I know? I like women. ALL women; fat, skinny, cute, ugly, exotic, domestic, etc.
Travis
travis@rightwinglunatic.com
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