Mrs. Wakely AGAIN

Hey Kids!  Are you ready for another exciting episode of Mrs. Wakely's liberal nutjob neighborhood?

 

Aw Travis, just havin' some fun. Lewisville, Pa is such a small town, nothin' much to do except be a right wing lunatic, with your guns and your bomb making plans. Threats? No, of course not. YOU seem like a threatening fellow, what with all the tough talk - "nuke Afghanistan with 24 hours notice!"

Well first off, You can keep thinking I'm the same "Travis" that you mention in Lewisville, PA., but don't say I didn't warn you that it's not me. :)  Well I'm sorry if I mistook "Watch your back" and "We have ways" as a threat.  I'm sure just about everyone on here besides you would take that as a direct threat.  I'm sure the authorities would take it as a direct threat too.  If you attack my nation's civilians, I don't care about destroying everything about you and your country.  I've made myself very clear in that regard many times in the past.

Me? I'm just hoping for a change, hoping Obama pulls it off, so we can all go back to reality, back to the "fact-based community" we all used to live in before your boy took over. No more crazy talk about invading and bombing and shooting, from neo-conservatives like you, who sit behind a keyboard, never having served, and talk, talk, talk, all day long, about the bogeymen coming to get their guns, and their fetuses and their free speech and their money and their... oh, all that stuff you're so afraid your government is after. I'm pretty sure the country is ready for a big change. McCain looks increasingly unhinged, ready to throw down at any minute. Romney (I know you think he's creepy) is just a scary Republican dude, saying anything he can to get elected. Ron Paul was fun, but, he's really not a serious candidate now, is he? Huckabee? He'll pull in a few more delegates from the thumpers, then he'll disappear, write another book, and regain 200 pounds.

I'm not worried about "boogeymen" coming to get my guns.  I'm worried about politicians thinking that they can try to take away my Constitutional rights, and you should too.  But because of your warped liberal mind, you don't see the problem with that.  I shouldn't be surprised though.  Tell me though, how many times have you served in the military?  While I fully admit I have never served, I have pulled my weapon to defend others.  I have pulled off to the side of the road to help accident victims, administered CPR on a gentleman in Target, and defended the weak when being attacked by bullies.  I sincerely doubt you've done anything even remotely close.  I'm willing to bet the closest you've come to helping accident victims is slowing your car down enough for you to take a peek and go about your day.  But I digress.

Really, what you're looking at Travis, is the twilight of your shining hour. Travis Time! It's been fun, but, it's over Travis, Bush walks off to the scorn of the world and the trash heap of history, the ultimate, dumb, chickenhawk - representing all the other dumb chickenhawk's out there. Like you Travis. You're looking at 8 years of Obama, then maybe 8 more years of his V.P.
Or, of course, you could be looking at the same amount of time from Hillary. Truly frightening, huh Travis? She'll make life just miserable for tough guys like you. She'll be your worst nightmare, won't she? I'd hope for Obama.

If you believe that Hillary will win the election, you're truly more delusional then I thought.  Obama certainly has enough charm and pretty speeches to fool idiots, but if you want to see Republicans come out in record numbers, feel free to nominate Hillary.

You see, the vast majority of Americans don't like "right wing lunatics" - no matter how it's intended. Either way, it's not funny. Right wing lunatics got us into a whole lot of trouble Travis, and Americans are sick of them. Really, the whole world is sick of them. You had your ultimate President, and what did he do? He blew it. Oh my God, did he blow it. We're about to go crashing into a recession, we're in massive debt because of this war, and his give-aways to the rich and corporations, we're putting out 25% of the world's green house gases, with 5% of the world's population, we're stuck in Iraq and Afghanistan, a million people or so have been killed, and why? To get the guy who was behind the attacks of 9/11? No. To carry out the neo-conservative wet dream: democracy at the point of a gun in the Middle East. Good idea. And working so well Travis. But, I know Bush isn't your hero, nor Cheney. I think that's probably because, even YOU can't subject yourself to the wrath of being behind those two fools.

So, let's take a look at your arguments shall we?  I assume since you're an "actor", that you're an expert on what's "funny" and what isn't, so I'll take what you say with deep thought.  Smell that?  That's sarcasm.

But let's see shall we?  You're blaming the President for the recession eh?  Please do tell how that's possible?  Oh and how much I wish you will bring up the Iraq war.  We've been running it for 5 years and now it appears that we might be heading towards recession, so that argument is moot.  Plus, the Treasury chairman has been quoted as saying that it doesn't look like a recession, just slower growth.  You know, the financial guy??  And you mean to tell me that people who over extended themselves aren't to blame?  That's obviously Bush's fault too.  It's pretty typical of liberals to blame Bush for everything under the sun, regardless of if it's his fault or not, so I'm not surprised by your statement.  I don't know about you, but I got my taxes cut during the Bush administration's year in charge.  I'm far from rich.  Yes, I do live quite well, but that's because of proper financial planning, I paid attention in college, and I'm self sufficient, something liberals simply aren't capable of doing.  They always want the government to take care of them like babies.  Welfare, Universal Health Care, etc.  So if you're going to protest our green house gases, I assume that you'll be protesting China as well right?  I mean they've surpassed us as the #1 polluter in the world, so I assume that your attention will be drawn to them.  Or are you going to give the lame excuse of how we're doing more per capita, rather than just pure output?  Or are you going to understand that the Chinese government won't give a shit about your piss ant opinion, and thus, you will protest towards a government that might give you the illusion that they care?

So tell me, after we've now killed the #3 guy in Al-Qaeda today, how are we "stuck"?  How is it that violence levels are at an all time low in Iraq, but we're still "stuck"?  What you liberals fail to admit is that the surge is working, Al-Qaeda is getting slaughtered left and right, and it pains you all to see Republicans being right.  Oh and I would LOVE to see your "million people or so have been killed" statistic.  I'm willing to bet you used the same bullshit study that I debunked here a few days ago.  Or you're probably going to go with the 655,000 Iraqi dead that Rosie O'Donnell spewed out on a flawed study.

Face it, if there were a million dead, we'd be up to our eyeballs in corpses.  It's simply not the case, as much as you'd like to believe.

Anyway, the age of Travis is quickly coming to a close. It's time for some payback. But, you've still got time Travis, you can catch a bus to D.C., and lobby for that Iran invasion you're hoping for, before it's too late. You can give your "nuke Afghanistan" idea another try. I mean, maybe we'll kill everyone in Afghanistan, and still not get Bin Laden, but then there's Pakistan, where we let him escape to. They've been really weak allies Travis, don't you think? No help at all really. Let's nuke 'em. So, pack enough for a few days, put on your kevlar vest, hop in your 4X4 with your glock oiled and fully loaded in case you run into any trouble, and head on up to talk to the big boys. Tell 'em: "I'm Travis - THE 'Right Wing Lunatic'!" I'm sure they've heard of you.

Really?  It's MY Time?  How awesome is that??  And since you obviously cannot run the search function on this site, (really, is it that hard?  It's in the upper left hand corner of the site), I'll explain Iran to you.  I know you're a little slow in the head, so I'll use small words and talk slowly.

If Iran is providing weapons and training to insurgents (bad guys), then they deserve to have those responsible bombed.  Let them know, if you supply bad guys with bad things, we will retaliate.  If you retaliate for that bombing campaign, we'll start with a bombing run across the board on your infrastructure and we won't help you rebuild.  There is no invasion necessary.  I don't own a kevlar vest, or a 4x4, or a glock.  I have no need for the vest, I used to drive a Honda Insight, but it was totaled in an accident (hit by a legal immigrant, then he ran.  He went to prison and then was deported), so now I drive a civic.  As for the glock?  I prefer the Government 1911 .45.  Reliable, good stopping power, fierce flash. Although I do not own one.  Here's a picture of the weapon I do own:

And yes, I will use that weapon to defend my home, my family, and my fellow Americans.  Although I think my barrel's a little shorter and I have a flash suppressor on mine.

But if the "big boys" in Washington have heard of me, I'm flattered, I thought I was just a nobody with Conservative views on the Internet.

# posted by MrsWakely : January 31, 2008 12:25 PM

 

Travis

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